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October 31, 2026 · SNOW ROACH FIELD NOTES

Snowmelt Horchata

Field note: horchata is rice and cinnamon soaked soft, blended, strained and sweetened. The creaminess comes from the rice itself. The cold comes from a glass packed with crushed ice.

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Snowmelt, if snowmelt had cinnamon and excellent manners.

  • Prep20 min
  • Chill6 hr
  • Total6 hr 20 min
  • MakesAbout 6 cups (1.4 L)
  • Frost level❄❄❄
Batch size

Lab note. Lab result: soak, 6 hours. Blend, 2 minutes. Strain passes, 2. Opacity, full whiteout. Two cinnamon-stick antennae per glass, for stirring and for morale.

Reagents

Horchata

To Serve

Procedure

  1. Rinse and soak. Rinse the long-grain white rice in a sieve until the water runs mostly clear. Combine the rice, the 2 broken cinnamon sticks and the warm water in a large bowl or jar, cover and refrigerate at least 6 hours or overnight.
  2. Blend. Pour the rice, cinnamon and soaking water into a blender and blend on high until the rice is completely pulverized, about 2 minutes.
  3. Strain twice. Strain through a fine-mesh sieve lined with a double layer of cheesecloth or a thin, clean kitchen towel, squeezing out every drop. Strain a second time for a silky finish and discard the solids.
  4. Sweeten. Stir in the cold water, whole milk, granulated sugar, vanilla extract and a pinch of fine salt until the sugar dissolves. Taste and add more sugar a spoonful at a time if you like it sweeter.
  5. Pour the snowmelt. Fill 6 glasses with crushed ice. Stir the horchata, since the rice settles, and pour it over. Stand two long cinnamon sticks in each glass like antennae and dust with the ground cinnamon.

Field notes

  • Stir before every pour; the rice starch settles to the bottom like fresh snow.
  • Mexican canela is softer and more floral than cassia cinnamon, and it blends more easily.
  • Make it a float: a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top turns it into dessert.
  • Dairy-free: use more cold water or oat milk in place of the milk.

Make ahead. Make up to 3 days ahead and keep it in a sealed jar in the fridge.

Storage. Refrigerate for up to 3 days. Stir or shake well before pouring.

Contains. milk

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