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October 30, 2026 · SNOW ROACH FIELD NOTES

Glacier Berry Yogurt Bark

Bright berries trapped in a creamy white glacier. Break this freezer snack into shards and serve straight from the cold. An original recipe for this Doxfeed Technologies fan page.

Prep: 10 minutes · Freeze: at least 3 hours · Servings: 6

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  • 2 cups (480 g) plain full-fat Greek yogurt
  • 3 tablespoons maple syrup
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • ½ cup (75 g) blueberries
  • ½ cup (75 g) strawberries, finely diced
  • 2 tablespoons unsweetened shredded coconut
  • A small pinch of salt

Build the glacier

  1. Line a small rimmed baking sheet or a 9 × 13-inch tray with parchment. Make sure it fits flat in your freezer.
  2. Stir the yogurt, maple syrup, vanilla and salt together until smooth. Pat the berries dry so extra water does not make the bark icy.
  3. Spread the yogurt in an even layer about ¼ inch (6 mm) thick. Scatter the berries and coconut over the top, pressing them in gently.
  4. Freeze flat for at least 3 hours, until completely firm.
  5. Lift out with the parchment and break into roughly 12 shards. Serve two pieces per person straight from the freezer; they soften quickly.

Save some for the next round

Layer the pieces between parchment in a sealed freezer container and keep frozen for up to 2 weeks. Let a piece stand for a minute or two if it is too firm to bite.

The vault variation

Replace the coconut with 2 tablespoons of chopped pistachios for a little green crunch.

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