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October 30, 2026 · SNOW ROACH FIELD NOTES

Frost Guard Cucumber Yogurt Dip

Every sweet snack shelf needs a savory sidekick. This thick cucumber dip is made for crunchy vegetables, warm pita and a pause between rounds. An original recipe for this Doxfeed Technologies fan page.

Prep: 15 minutes · Optional chill: 20 minutes · Servings: 4, about ¼ cup each

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  • ½ medium English cucumber, about 150 g
  • 1 cup (240 g) plain Greek yogurt
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh dill
  • 1 small garlic clove, finely grated
  • ¼ teaspoon fine salt, plus more to taste
  • A few grinds of black pepper
  • Carrot sticks, sliced peppers or pita, to serve

Assemble the frost guard

  1. Coarsely grate the cucumber. Put it in a clean kitchen towel and squeeze firmly over the sink until most of the liquid is gone.
  2. Stir the yogurt, lemon juice, olive oil, dill, garlic, salt and pepper together in a bowl.
  3. Fold in the squeezed cucumber. Taste and adjust the lemon or salt a little at a time.
  4. Serve immediately, or cover and refrigerate for 20 minutes to let the flavors settle.
  5. Spoon into a shallow bowl and surround it with the vegetables or pita.

Pack it for later

Keep covered in the refrigerator for up to 2 days. Stir before serving if a little liquid separates. Swap the dill for chopped fresh mint for a brighter variation.

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