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October 30, 2026 · SNOW ROACH FIELD NOTES

Frostbite Coconut Energy Bites

Little snowballs for a long game night. Rolled oats give these bites texture; peanut butter holds the whole crew together. An original recipe for this Doxfeed Technologies fan page.

Prep: 15 minutes · Chill: 20 minutes · Makes: 12 bites, or 6 servings of 2

Your supply drop

  • 1 cup (90 g) rolled oats
  • ½ cup (125 g) smooth peanut butter, well stirred
  • 3 tablespoons maple syrup
  • ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
  • ⅓ cup (25 g) unsweetened shredded coconut, divided
  • 2 tablespoons mini chocolate chips
  • A small pinch of salt, if your peanut butter is unsalted
  • 1–2 teaspoons water, only if needed

Roll the snowballs

  1. Stir the peanut butter, maple syrup and vanilla in a medium bowl until evenly mixed.
  2. Add the oats, 2 tablespoons of the coconut, the chocolate chips and the optional salt. Mix firmly until the oats are coated.
  3. Squeeze a small spoonful in your hand. If it crumbles, mix in water 1 teaspoon at a time until it holds together. If it feels too sticky, chill it for 10 minutes before rolling.
  4. Divide into 12 equal portions and roll into balls. Put the remaining coconut on a plate and roll each bite in it, pressing gently to coat.
  5. Refrigerate for 20 minutes to firm up before serving.

Keep the snack stash ready

Store in a covered container in the refrigerator for up to 5 days. For a different flavor, use well-stirred almond butter or sunflower-seed butter; adjust the water only if the mixture needs it.

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